Obnoxious Patients

176 Obnoxious Patients

Obviously you cannot do that these days, but back when I was a resident, that's sometimes what happened.  Barbaric practices, I say. But then again I said that you can fix behavior with Haldol. Confusing, huh?

Edema

175 Edema

Excess fluid doesn't get invited to parties. It's depressed about this, and sinks pretty low.

Anatomy of a MS-II

174 Anatomy of a MS-II

Yea, it's much like the Anatomy of a MS-I, but much more haggard, and worried looking. Also, MS-II is obviously more conflicted about the end of the school year as 1. The year is ending, and 2. Boards are looming.

Difficult Patients

173 Difficult Patients

This is best if you say it in iambic pentameter, but as I'm a doctor and not a poet, I'm pretty sure that the timing or syllables are off somehow. Whatever. You get the point.

Emergency Med

172 Emergency Med

What? Who better to be there when something goes wrong than me?

Eyelashes

171 Eyelashes

Why on earth would you describe it like that?

Patient Feelings

170 Patient Feelings

Although if you are a psychiatrist, that could be an interesting situation.