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198 STD Clinic
That's where you go
to get TREATMENT!
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Monday, July 30, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Murmurs
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197 Murmurs
This holds true for
most residents, too. And orthopods. Actually, if an ortho guy hears a murmur it
is most likely at least a 5/6 because those guys don't even carry stethoscopes.
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Monday, July 23, 2012
OB/GYN
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196 OB/GYN
I mean, you might as
well be up all night, every night like a vampire. I'm not suggesting you become
a soulless blood-sucker, though. That would just be wrong.
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Males
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195 Males
You see, with
inadequate air flow, the brain goes hypoxic and to keep that from happening,
the blow job was invented. I'm kidding of course. I'm going to be in trouble
for saying this.
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Monday, July 16, 2012
Worst Doctor
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194 Worst Doctor
Well, it could also
have been a she that did those things. Stupidity isn't sexist, you know.
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Friday, July 13, 2012
Replace It
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193 Replace It
No, seriously, use
colon. Why? Normal colonic mucosa is columnar, and when constantly stimulated
by stomach acid, will undergo metaplasia. And what does it turn into? Squamous
epithelium, which is exactly what we want there.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Family
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192 Family
Also, I was
considering getting a Masters in Public Health, and maybe a Ph.D in nanotech
too. You can never have enough education!
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Monday, July 9, 2012
Empathy
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191 Empathy
You know, some
people are pathological empathetics; they are abnormally incapable of showing
empathy.
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Friday, July 6, 2012
Groups
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190 Groups
Note: Names have
been changed to protect the annoying. If one of the above names is yours and
you are a gunner that is purely coincidental. However, if you know me, and are
a gunner, and don't see your name...well then you know what it was changed from.
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Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
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