Got Snow?

37 Got Snow

If you don't you should get some. The correct amount of snow is important for children to grow up learning to make snowmen, which, as we all know, is one of the best parts of being a child.

Arctic Employment

36 Arctic Employment

For the right price, your neighbors can enjoy the same benefits.

COOKIE!!!

35 Cookie Germs

Woah, that means if you killed all the germs you could be REALLY skinny!
Yea, that's not really how it works, buddy.

Snowy Patio

34 Snowy Patio

Well, could be worse. I could be trying to find snow removal jobs in Florida.

Snow Storm

In honor of the blizzard that has hit the east coast today, I present you this comic. Enjoy!

33 Snow Storm

Not only has it snowed about 2 feet, I have no food left.

Surgeon Niceties

33 Surgeon Niceties

This was an interaction while demonstrating an Allen's Test to the class. She held it so long, I think there might have been some ischemic injury.

Reindeer Power

31 Reindeer Power

Well son, getting PETA to agree to that might be difficult, but it might be worth a shot.

Emergency

31 Emergency

I get enough stress in my life without the added stress of learning to golf.

Mnemonics

30 Serratus Anterior

Oh wait, I should have probably given you the haiku version.

Stethoscope

29 Stethoscope

Oh, haha, look at that. Your mom's calling.

Organization

28 Organization

Also, my slides contain figures and text in a simple and appropriate layout so that you can go back and study.

Attention Span

27 Class Attention Span

Yes, I realize that if you add up the percentages it doesn't add to 100%. I got bored and decided I liked the pretty colors.

Sanity

Well this is awkward.

Good Touch, Bad Touch

25 Good Touch, Bad Touch

Yes, yes I'd like to be touched. I haven't been asked nicely like that before, though.

Katy Perry?

24 Katy Perry

As long as she doesn't start singing in auto-tune we might be ok.

Stages of Development

23 Stages of Development

Whew! It's a good thing I didn't go to grad school, I'd have more development to go through!

Frog's Legs

22 Frog's Legs

I wonder if frogs get disability compensation?

Things I like to do in Traffic

21 Traffic Actiities

Hmm....I wonder if I can hit that Prius over there with this water balloon?

Medical Terminology

20 Buccinator

15 men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum enervated by CN V and VII

New Doc In Town

19 New Doc

So, can I try this intro thing again?

I AM IRONMAN!

18 Anime Ironman

Much less fear-inspiring now isn't he?

Guilty Party

I wish this was a joke. Sadly, I'm half-serious.

17 Guilty Party

Crap, whoever isn't here is probably studying. I'm going to fall behind!

Medical School Exam Question

Ooh look, the first answer could be right. So could the second answer. Ahhhh crap and I thought I might have been able to figure this question out with minimal pain. 

16 Medical School Exam Question

"Ugh! Why do I put myself through this?"

Fecal Learning

You're never too old for poop jokes.

15 Fecal Learning

"And tomorrow we're going to be learning about copulation"
"Well fuck me"
"Exactly"

Oh, oh no

So this is (hopefully) going to be a recurring theme like Clarence Kilborn, MD. I would like to formally introduce "Inez, the Impatient Inpatient" and present her first caper, "The Covert Mess"

15 Covert Mess

CLEANUP IN THE HALLWAY! Gosh, this is fun.

Study Efficiency

14 Study Efficiency

Yea, I'm "Studying" at the moment. Yes I know, I'm about to get back to it.

Adaptive Response

Today in class we were talking about sensory receptors, and those that adapt slowly to stimuli and those that respond rapidly to stimuli. It reminded me of when I was a kid and this sort of scenario would occur.

13 Adaptive Response

Hey man, no need to get violent now, it's cool.

Clarence Kilborn, MD, Super Doctor!

This is the first installment of what will (hopefully) become a recurring theme.

12 CK Superdoc Intro

Well, let's be honest, we don't know if he's all that great yet.

First Post!

Ok so this blog thing is new to me. Here's the first 10 cartoons that I've posted to my Facebook Fan Page "Tommy Guns Art". I will be updating both pages. I hope you enjoy my page!


-Tommy

11 Mental Health

What? No, I don't want to cause harm to myself, I just want to hurt the gunners in my class.

10 Muffins

There isn't even a Drury Lane in this *(@%# town!

09 Facial Expressions

You make the funniest faces when you go through several emotions at once, its almost better than reading a book.

08 Gate Variations

Gait vs. Gate this Sunday! Only on Pay Per View!

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07 Sir Osis of the Liver

Not just a flesh wound

06 Kreb's Bicycle

Yes, it's a joke. You can laugh. Its funnier if you read it aloud in a Russian accent.

05 Mind In the Toilet

Well, either get it out or flush it, you can't just leave it there. People will start to complain.

04 Medical Student of the Future

We're still working on a working prototype.

03 Family Calling

"Hi Tommy, did I catch you at a bad time?"
"Uh...yea Dad I'm attempting to transplant a man's heart. Can I call you back?"

02 Tolerance

Ahh the perils of sports watching

01 Wikipedia

Oh Wikipedia, how I love thee.