Arm Wrestling

216 Arm Wrestling

I don't know how that original match began, but he was proud of that win for the next week until the patient recovered enough and destroyed him in a rematch.

Family

192 Family

Also, I was considering getting a Masters in Public Health, and maybe a Ph.D in nanotech too. You can never have enough education!

Empathy

191 Empathy

You know, some people are pathological empathetics; they are abnormally incapable of showing empathy.

Phone Call

182 Phone Call

I'm sorry about that. When you get to be residents don't be like that guy that was on the phone, people will hate you.

Social Interaction

179 Social Interaction

I can't believe we have to sit through a lecture entitled "Empathy is Necessary in Medicine. If You Don't Have It, Learn To Fake It."

That must be frustrating for you to have to sit through. Please tell me more about it.

Eyelashes

171 Eyelashes

Why on earth would you describe it like that?

Normal Conversation

167 Normal Conversations

Yea but by the time I actually become a doctor, you'll be on the Forbes 500 list.

Emotion

164 Emotion

Have you seen some of the stuff they serve? Go ahead buddy, you can eat it all.

Drinking Problem

150 Drinking Problem

Um, that's really not a good way to go about things, we're not going to do it that way.

Neurotransmitters

149 Neurotransmitters

And if you stay out there too long, you'll get sunburned, and have some of these neurotransmitters released! How exciting is that? But you won't know what they're called, and that's ok.

Hats

144 Hats

In case you missed it, the other two people wearing hats are girls.

Interruption

119 Interruption

Oh you don't want to ask it now? You're really trying to waste my time, huh?

Hungry

97 Hungry

Was that really necessary? Why do you always have to show me up? But at least I still have two hands, haha!

Note: Not an actual event, although this is definitely something a gunner would do.

Socks

91 Socks

While I need to get out more, you need to check that your socks match in the morning, one of them is striped.

Straw

90 Straw

Well, I'm just saying my straw usage is quite low these days. If I couldn't take a shower, which is something I tried to avoid at all costs as a child but rather enjoy now, then I might have some issues.

Formaldehyde

67 Formaldehyde

And you got into medical school how?

Listen To Your Heart

61 Listen To Your Heart

Uh, Sir? I'm going to need you to put that away. RIGHT. NOW.

It's good to be active

43 Active

So Doc, whatcha doin' Saturday night?

Surgeon Niceties

33 Surgeon Niceties

This was an interaction while demonstrating an Allen's Test to the class. She held it so long, I think there might have been some ischemic injury.

Stethoscope

29 Stethoscope

Oh, haha, look at that. Your mom's calling.