Genius

206 Genius

Don't get all high and mighty that you're a med student, you're no different than anyone else. If you want to be a good doctor don't you ever forget that.

STD Clinic

198 STD Clinic

That's where you go to get TREATMENT! 

No-Brainer

184 No Brainer

I mean, you could also view pregnancy as a couple's issue, in which case being female is irrelevant. The point is, make sure your patients realize that sex may equal babies.

Pay Attention

165 Pay Attention

Damn technology allowing students to attend lecture remotely, takes all the fun out of lecturing.

Understanding Histology

145 Understanding Histology

However, you still need to learn it.

Cancer

138 Cancer

Yep, that just happened.

Interruption

119 Interruption

Oh you don't want to ask it now? You're really trying to waste my time, huh?

What Is Today's Class

112 What Is Today's Class

Whew! The Differential Diagnosis would be exhaustive if you were serious!

Gum

111 Gum

Really? Abdominal pregnancy? I can't believe they let you into medical school after that comment.

Boo

103 Boo

I guess she wasn't happy with me that day. Come to think of it, she hasn't come to a lecture in a while either. Hmm.

Pirate Surgeon

98 Pirate Surgeon

Avast! Medical students get ye back to standing in the corner and not touching anything or ye will rue the day that ye were born!

SOB

68 SOB

Well that may be true, but I don't really think it is prudent to put that in his chart.

Formaldehyde

67 Formaldehyde

And you got into medical school how?

Epithelium

64 Epithelium

Really, one really signifies the other, doesn't it? Though I guess there's no point in getting cocky about it. Haha.

Emergency

31 Emergency

I get enough stress in my life without the added stress of learning to golf.

Sanity

Well this is awkward.

Things I like to do in Traffic

21 Traffic Actiities

Hmm....I wonder if I can hit that Prius over there with this water balloon?

New Doc In Town

19 New Doc

So, can I try this intro thing again?

Fecal Learning

You're never too old for poop jokes.

15 Fecal Learning

"And tomorrow we're going to be learning about copulation"
"Well fuck me"
"Exactly"